Thursday, 13 June 2013

Dinosaur Treasure from the Garage!

The garage at my parent's old house was only ever used for the car on a handful of occasions. There were two main reasons for this -  the first was that the driveway was ridiculously steep.  But the second (and more prominent reason) was that the garage was filled with childhood memorabilia.


The garage was something of an Aladdin’s cave of family history. You were hardly likely to find something valuable in the conventional sense of the word, but you might find something interesting. Photo albums, childhood books, toys—I still remember spending hours poring over my father’s extensive collection of Beatles magazines from the 1960s. I don’t know if he still has them, but I suspect they’d be worth something to a collector these days.
A couple of years ago mum and dad moved to their current address, necessitating a clean-out of the various items that had been accumulating for so many years. Plenty of old stuff went into the bin or to the local charity store, as might be expected. But not all of it…

Flash forward to the June long weekend of 2013 – my wife and myself I were visiting my parent’s place, so I decided to take a look through some of my old stuff in their garage. The main purpose was to look for childhood artefacts, which I could hopefully mine for blogs (and possibly eBay).

One of the more interesting items was the Dinosaur Fact File binder.


The Dinosaur Fact File was one of those magazine series that you buy from a newsagent or direct marketing company ($2.95 for the first part, $9.95 for every part thereafter – you know the type). Every couple of weeks or so, you’d receive a pack of sheets, which were meant to be inserted into slots within the binder itself. Dinosaur profiles, trivia, interesting facts, accompanied with great illustrations in an edutainment format. Most of the information presented was not particularly earth-shattering, but it put the spotlight on a few dinos that don’t usually get the same level of public affection as T-Rex and velociraptors. Some may not really see the point of this colection when much of this information was already available elsewhere, but the late 1990s were a time when the internet was not in such easy reach as it is for the kids today – dinosaur devotees needed to spend big chunks of time searching through books for dinosaur information. You couldn’t just Google it and have everything you needed to know within five minutes like you can now!
Additionally, sets like this appeal to serial collectors like myself. There have been plenty of things I've bought lots of over the years - regardless of how silly they were - solely so I'd have a complete set. I suspect I'm not alone in this, either.
Back on topic - particularly interesting were the short comics that covered various aspects of the history of dinosaur discovery, such as The Bone Wars between Othniel Charles Marsh and Edward Drinker Cope. We tend to think of palaeontologists as being fairly formal and staid, but it seems that in the early days things were much more comparable to Indiana Jones. Their aggressive rivalry to document new breeds was a fascinating and (now) oft-overlooked era in recent history. I was quite hooked at the time. Just thinking about it now makes me want to hit up Wikipedia (or perhaps something a bit more *ahem* scholarly) and read about it again, this time with an adult's perspective.  

 

 
But the arguable highlight was the 3-D pages. As a child, I was something of a sucker for optical illusions – Magic Eye Books, holographic stickers – you know the drill. These red-green 3-D images were incredibly cool. Looking at them at them at the time, and even now, I tend to think that they must have used miniatures for at least some of them. This sort of 3-D was a bit old-fashioned even by the 1990s, but it's amazing how gimmicks like this can hook kids.
 
Images aside, one of the things I enjoyed most of all about this section was the 3-D glasses themselves, which were in the shape of a roaring T-Rex. Some of the best 3-D glasses I’ve ever seen, if not THE best. Of course, what actually happened to them between when I got them 15 years ago and now is a complete mystery. They may have been lost during a house move, or simply chucked out when I hit my teen years.
On a more general note, the 1990s were a great time to be a dinosaur fan. Dinosaurs are almost universally admired among young boys, no matter the decade, but the 1990s had the edge over many other decades. Why? Well, I tend to think it’s because of Jurassic Park. The film version of Michael Crichton’s novel was released to huge fanfare in 1993, helping to spark a whole new wave of interest in these magnificent beasts. The movie has contributed its own share of public misconceptions – the velociraptors being one of the best-known examples – but I tend to think the film was on the whole positive for the dinosaur world. While public interest leads to crappy cash-in products, it can also mean increased financial support for legitimate scientific adventures. And if nothing else, no other movie has come close to conveying how terrifying a Tyrannosaurus attack might actually be.
 
I showcased this binder on Facebook the other day, and was reminded by a friend that one of the main drawcards of this series was actually a glow-in-the-dark T-Rex skeleton. Each edition came with a few more pieces from the plastic kit, which you could eventually assemble. I’m pretty sure that I completed the T-Rex, and I think that I may have even started on a second dinosaur – though by this point the whole enterprise had become quite expensive, and was discontinued.
The T-Rex himself has been lost to time, just like the glasses. From memory some of the pieces got broken, which of course rendered him fairly useless. Disappointing, but not the end of the world. And, these days I have a substantially nicer T-Rex skeleton, which also glows in the dark – as mentioned in a previous Lupine Book Club entry.
 
Information about this series seems to be fairly scarce online, which leads me to suspect it probably wasn’t quite the success that its creators hoped. It seems likely that it was at least partially intended to ride the Jurassic Park train. It came out around the time of its sequel, The Lost World – a movie which was fun enough at the time, but not a patch on the original.
Nonetheless, the Dinosaur Fact File was a fun read. But it’s done its time in my hands – time to pass it on to a new generation of dinosaur fans, I think.
 

Friday, 17 May 2013

The Wonders of Glow in the Dark


The Wonders of Glow in the Dark

Ever since I was quite young, I’ve had a fascination with objects that glow in the dark. It is a love affair that has spanned about 2 decades, multiple houses and many an unnecessary purchase.
My earliest memory of glowing items stems from when I was 7 or 8 years old. My parents had bought me a set of glow in the dark stickers in the shape of stars, which were intended to be stuck to your bedroom ceiling. The packaging came with images of constellations, to provide suggestions on how to replicate the night sky within the confines of your bedroom. As I recall, I followed a few of them, then promptly continued with (clumsier) patterns of my own design.

Photo from OnlineToys.com.au

I don’t remember exactly how things went down that evening when the lights went off, but I’ve got little doubt that it was quite spectacular. A starscape on my roof? INCREDIBLE! Close your eyes and imagine it. Isn’t the effect impressive?
Since then, I’ve been quite hooked. I wouldn’t call it an obsession – but there have definitely been a few things that I’ve bought over the years almost solely because it glowed in the dark. One of the main ways this showed up was in my late primary school years, when a fad for “Glo Caps” went through my school. Glo Caps were very similar to POGs – small cardboard circles, stamped with an image of a character or a scene from a TV show or movie.

There was also an associated game you could play; there were a number of variant ways to play the game, but most of them involved stacking a pile of the things together, then hurling a large plastic “slammer” at them to win them from other people. As with most playground games, cheating was rife and playing “for keeps” was quickly shut down by teachers, just as it had been a number of years before when marbles were all the rage.
Nonetheless, illicit "for keeps" games would still take place, usually among close friends who wouldn’t dob each other in – or sometimes older kids who wanted to take advantage of a younger kid with an impressive collection of the things. In hindsight, it was somewhat similar to an underground gambling ring.

One of the most interesting things that the Glo-Caps exposed to me was the existence of a red glow. Red glowing (and blue, for that matter) items are reasonably common now, but in the mid-90s most of us were only familiar with the traditional yellow-green glow. They glowed a colour that was somewhere between pink and orange, and it was an experience that I treasure even years after the original Glo-Caps have long since been lost to history. They certainly didn’t hold their charge or glow nearly as brightly, but they were impressive nonetheless.
There was a particularly cool TV ad which depicted a kid with an entire room full of the things; I had hoped to find it and post it here, but YouTube seems lacking. If anyone knows of it, please feel free to post it in the comments. 

Strangely enough, I don’t think “real” POGs caught on around the Central Coast; I knew a handful of people who had them, but most of my childhood friends preferred Glo-Caps and their chip-distributed companions, Tazos. Possibly it was connected to the extensive amount of licensed characters featured on them – Glo-Caps not only had the lure of glow in the dark, but featured large Simpsons and Disney sets. Among other designs, Tazos featured Looney Tunes and when the 1997 re-release of the original trilogy took place (much to my excitement), Star Wars.
For a more comprehensive overview of POGs, Glo Caps and Tazos, check this link out. http://wayninginterests.wordpress.com/tag/glo-cap/

When I was eighteen or nineteen, I decided that it was time to make my roof glow again. The reasons behind this are fairly unclear to me, but I was super-keen on the early-noughties remakes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Transformers at the time, so I suspect that it may have had something to do with wanting to relive my childhood. A year or so before, I had also bought a glow in the dark wolf t-shirt (which was as awesome as it sounds. Sadly, it has also been lost to the sands of time), and that may have also played a part.
As I remember, stickering the ceiling followed a fairly similar pattern to the one it had more than a decade earlier. Follow a few of the constellations on the box, and simply wing the rest. When I was finished, it certainly wasn’t the Sistine Chapel, but I was happy with it. Sadly, no photos are known to exist of this particular phase of my bedroom.

For a number of years, things went pretty quiet on the glow in the dark front. Between late ’05 and early ’09 I lived in a number of different sharehouses, and putting stickers on the ceiling of a rental property is usually frowned upon. After a year back with my parents, it was off to Sydney to live in a number of different rentals again. During my phase of heavy comic collecting (’06-’08) I had Flash and Green Lantern shirts that glowed, but the glow was secondary to the character logos.

But the interest was revived in a small way after my then-girlfriend (and now wife) returned from a trip to America in early 2012. She had brought me back a model dinosaur skeleton – a T-Rex, easily my favourite of these extinct but magnificent creatures. This was pretty cool in and of itself, but its coolness factor was instantly quadrupled when I saw those four magic words on the box – “Glow in the Dark.”

Image from Amazon.com
 
It certainly hasn’t been an onslaught of silly novelty purchases since then, but I do get a little thrill whenever I see that something glows in the dark. A few months ago, I found myself searching for Robocop merchandise, and discovered that NECA had released a “Night Fighter Robocop” to coincide with last year’s 25th anniversary of the film. It’s totally unnecessary, and would probably be looked at all of twice before it went into the cupboard…but I sure did give some serious thought to clicking the “Buy” button. Examine the picture and decide for yourself.  


Photo from Figures.com

One item that did make it to purchase stage was a Super Mario baseball cap. It’s noticeably too small for my head, but that hasn’t stopped me from wearing it numerous occasions – and of course, pointing out that it glows in the dark to all and sundry.  
(Really, I should give it to someone who will be able to fit their head into it properly, and let them enjoy its magnificent glow.)

 
Exactly why I enjoy glow in the dark stuff remains something of a mystery to me. It’s got a vaguely sci-fi feel to it, I suppose, but I don’t think that quite covers it. Readers are welcome to provide their own hypotheses.  

And T-Rex? Well, he sits on our mantelpiece, doing battle with a model ship that a friend gave me when I moved to Sydney in 2010. It doesn’t look quite as awesome as you probably just imagined – a glowing skeleton Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting against a Dutch trading ship from the 16th-19th century is quite the mental image, after all. But I still like to think it’s something of a centrepiece in our loungeroom. 

 

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Back to the 90s: X-TREME Toy Ads

       
It’s the early 1990s, and I am sitting before the TV. No doubt I am watching after-school cartoons, or perhaps early morning Saturday cartoons.

No matter. What has stuck with me after nearly twenty years is not the content of the show, but of one particular advertisement. It involved high-stakes action, ninjas and foam darts.

It was an ad for the NERF Bow ‘n’ Arrow, and it blew me away.

Of course, watching it again in 2012 renders it a little more ridiculous than it was back then. A friend of mine owned one of these devices, and I have to say that it was not quite the powerhouse weapon that the ad makes it out to be—though it was a great deal of fun.

I think this ad typifies a wider 90’s trend (that quite possibly began even earlier) of marketing boy’s toys in as EDGY and X-TREME fashion as possible. A former boss of mine and I were discussing this a few years ago, particularly in reference to Hot Wheels toy cars.  

In discussion, we noticed a few common features across these X-TREME ads:

*vaguely heavy metal music, often (though not necessarily) with vocals related to the product

*narration emphasising the SERIOUS NATURE of the product

*editing that makes things look far more intense than they actually are

Thinking back over it now and watching a few ads on YouTube, it all seems highly cynical and outrageously outdated. Yet as children we fell for it all, buying up all the cheap plastic junk we could, largely because of the way it was advertised.

SERIAL OFFENDERS FOR X-TREME ADVERTISING:

*Hot Wheels

 *NERF

*Super Soaker (which are produced under the NERF brand these days, I might add)

*Mighty Max

*G.I. Joe

Even so, although I look back on it with different eyes these days, I can’t deny that I did have a lot of fun with these toys. If anyone has any further suggestions, I’d love to hear them.

Also, do they still do this X-TREME thing with marketing kid’s toys? Or was it more of a 90s thing?